The title of each blog is the musical selection of my day. Once again, a copy of my old college radio show has popped up in my rotation.
I don't have much of an update today because I've been a little busy. I'm waiting for the weekend when I can turn up an entire bottle of Jim Beam and puke in the comfort of my home with no one requesting anything special of me.
I had to put together my mother's new computer today. And I'll be honest, I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to PC's. Sure... Hooking them up is a no-brainer, but when it comes to logging on the Internet for the first time and all that crap, it's enough to forget about the weekend and start one with Mr. Beam.
Of course my mother forgot the necessary password to log on, so I had to leave before she started calling technicians at Bellsouth. She was tearing through the house looking for the information that she put in a safe place and as far as I know, she hasn't found it yet.
Then I had to go into work early to secure a few things for the 2 Guys Named Chris show. They're making folks strap on pantyhose with an orange in it. Particpants dangle those babies between their legs and swing them in order to "bowl" another orange 50 yards. The winner gets the big Orange Bowl prize to see Wake Forest take on the Louisville Cardinals.
I took 56 oranges and 27 pairs of pantyhose to the cashier at the new Harris Teeter in Friendly Center. I said, "Go ahead. Ask me."
Jennifer didn't say anything. She only cracked a tiny smile.
"You can ask. It's okay," I assured her. "I'm going on a crime spree and Vitamin C is one of the things most crooks forget about."
Her smile got a little bigger and I told her the truth. She only had one question... What was I going to do with all the oranges after the promotion?
I still don't have an answer.