Thursday, August 09, 2007
Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 'The Jerky Boys'
Today… I got one of the biggest thrills of my life. A thrill that can be only compared to one thing… An ugly troll, like me, that’s able to make love to one of the most beautiful women on the planet… That’s the kind of thrill that I got today.
Ronie Alexander worked some serious mojo and managed to score me the prettiest girl in the world… And I didn’t even have to pay for dinner… Or get her drunk… Or promise my undying devotion… She got Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons of KISS to cut me a liner for my radio show!
That’s right! Gene Simmons actually says MY name! I’ve been on Cloud 9... No! Scratch that! I’ve passed the ninth cloud. I’ve been on Cloud 13 all frackin’ damn day!
I wish I had the know-how to put the MP3 right here on this blog… But I is ignorant. I don’t know how to do that kind of stuff.
Suffice it to say… I’m overjoyed!
Unless I’m able to spend the rest of my life with a woman that I truly love somewhere down this long winding road that leads to the open door of death… I think that I’ve reached my peak when it comes to happiness.
This KISS liner is like finding a $20 bill in my pocket while doing laundry… Except it’s multiplied by a million!
I haven’t been this excited since Jimmy Spencer (one of my favorite NASCAR drivers ever) won the July race at Daytona back in 1994. Yeah… He won me A LOT of money with that win and I was yelling at my TV like a mental patient with the drugs wearing off.
Okay… Enough geeking out for me.
Well… Maybe not…
I finished up the third season of Rescue Me and my jaw dropped during the last 3 episodes. They killed off one of my favorite characters!
But then again… Tommy Gavin (Denis Leary) talks to the people that have died in his life… So it’s not like that character’s going away any time soon.
I just couldn’t believe it! It was TOTALLY unexpected!
At first… I was angry. And the only person that I could vent it out to was my friend Christine. She mocked me… Like all my good friends do… “But they killed off a likable character… That’s so cool!…” Then she went on and on about how much I like that sort of dark stuff when it comes to killing off characters… It’s true. I like that sort of stuff. It seems more real. But I didn’t want that character gone. I can also see the “after death” dynamics with the main character Tommy Gavin. So I guess it’s a win-win situation.
The current and fourth season of Rescue Me must be one helluva season!
The 3rd season ended with a big, BIG fire. I cannot WAIT to see what happens with that crap.
And that’s the beauty of watching stuff on DVD… Instant gratification! Since I’ve started taping the current season of Rescue Me and now I’m ready to get started on it… The instant gratification continues.