Thursday, August 09, 2007

Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 'The Jerky Boys'


Today… I got one of the biggest thrills of my life. A thrill that can be only compared to one thing… An ugly troll, like me, that’s able to make love to one of the most beautiful women on the planet… That’s the kind of thrill that I got today.

Ronie Alexander worked some serious mojo and managed to score me the prettiest girl in the world… And I didn’t even have to pay for dinner… Or get her drunk… Or promise my undying devotion… She got Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons of KISS to cut me a liner for my radio show!

That’s right! Gene Simmons actually says MY name! I’ve been on Cloud 9... No! Scratch that! I’ve passed the ninth cloud. I’ve been on Cloud 13 all frackin’ damn day!

I wish I had the know-how to put the MP3 right here on this blog… But I is ignorant. I don’t know how to do that kind of stuff.

Suffice it to say… I’m overjoyed!

Unless I’m able to spend the rest of my life with a woman that I truly love somewhere down this long winding road that leads to the open door of death… I think that I’ve reached my peak when it comes to happiness.

This KISS liner is like finding a $20 bill in my pocket while doing laundry… Except it’s multiplied by a million!

I haven’t been this excited since Jimmy Spencer (one of my favorite NASCAR drivers ever) won the July race at Daytona back in 1994. Yeah… He won me A LOT of money with that win and I was yelling at my TV like a mental patient with the drugs wearing off.

Okay… Enough geeking out for me.

Well… Maybe not…

I finished up the third season of Rescue Me and my jaw dropped during the last 3 episodes. They killed off one of my favorite characters!

But then again… Tommy Gavin (Denis Leary) talks to the people that have died in his life… So it’s not like that character’s going away any time soon.

I just couldn’t believe it! It was TOTALLY unexpected!

At first… I was angry. And the only person that I could vent it out to was my friend Christine. She mocked me… Like all my good friends do… “But they killed off a likable character… That’s so cool!…” Then she went on and on about how much I like that sort of dark stuff when it comes to killing off characters… It’s true. I like that sort of stuff. It seems more real. But I didn’t want that character gone. I can also see the “after death” dynamics with the main character Tommy Gavin. So I guess it’s a win-win situation.

The current and fourth season of Rescue Me must be one helluva season!

The 3rd season ended with a big, BIG fire. I cannot WAIT to see what happens with that crap.

And that’s the beauty of watching stuff on DVD… Instant gratification! Since I’ve started taping the current season of Rescue Me and now I’m ready to get started on it… The instant gratification continues.

12 comments:

  1. Ahhh, so that is what is in that email you sent. Since I am on the old dial-up, I usually save all of my email attachment downloads until the end of the day. If you really want it here on the old blog, I will look into helping you get that done.

    They killed my favorite Rescue Me character last season too... and I was angry. So angry. But I am not sure if we are speaking of the same person, and I don't want to spoil anyone who is still not caught up. I had never really watched the show, but as soon as I found out this person was there I had to be there too. (Their previous role = my favorite tv character of all time.) And then... gone! But I stuck with the show because it was great (and I had been meaning to watch it all along anyway) I'm not even sure if they were the kind of character others found likable, so who knows if we're talking about the same person.

    Also, I am not sure how it happened, but I managed to totally miss the last episode of the 3rd season. So, when season four started I had absolutely NO idea what was going on with that fire.

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  2. Anonymous3:59 AM

    So, Just what do Paul Stanley, and Gene Simmons say on this "one liner" of yours? You forgot to share that part.

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  3. Kim,

    I think we're talking about the same dark-haired character.

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  4. Okay... Since I wanted to put it on the blog and I don't possess the knowledge... They said...

    Paul Stanley: "Hey, this is Paul Stanley.."

    Gene Simmons: "And Gene Simmons and you're listening to the self-proclaimed bad boy and number one KISS fan on Rock 92."

    Cool, huh?

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  5. Anonymous8:15 AM

    that is as cool a thing as I have heard this month-

    awesome!

    clay

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  6. I JUST STARTED WATCHING SEASON ONE OF Rescue Me LAST NIGHT.

    You have to warn me if you're going to give spoilers.

    I wonder if they rerun the season 4 shows? When did the new season start? I'll have to start DVRing those if I start digging this series.

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  7. Bebo,

    I try never to give out spoilers. Because I personally don't like them. And I often get behind during current shows that I have on tape. I was a little miffed when Deidre said something about 24... A character was killed off and I hadn't seen it yet. But I was two weeks behind.

    So... Kim and I kinda danced around who that character was... I don't name names for those getting into the game late.

    Happy viewing... I'm sure you will dig it.

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  8. Bebo,

    I try never to give out spoilers. Because I personally don't like them. And I often get behind during current shows that I have on tape. I was a little miffed when Deidre said something about 24... A character was killed off and I hadn't seen it yet. But I was two weeks behind.

    So... Kim and I kinda danced around who that character was... I don't name names for those getting into the game late.

    Happy viewing... I'm sure you will dig it.

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  9. Yep, that description sounds about right.

    You'll get no spoilers from me either, even though I'm one of those crazy people who loves them. (though I am thinking of going spoiler-free for all of my shoes this season.. just to see how it feels to be surprised.)

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  10. Ha - I was just warning ya - heaven knows that there are several "dark haired" characters.

    I think I'm going to like this show. I need more TV in my life *cough*

    Now go. Move Weeds to the top of your queue. You'll thank me later.

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  11. Did Monroe ever come home?

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  12. Yes Molly... Monroe did come home! YAY!

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