Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Megadeth 'Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?'
This is an open letter to Tommy Lee who is forging ahead with another romantic and possibly pornographic relationship with Pamela Anderson.
Tommy… May I call you Tommy?
Anyway… I’m an overnight DJ at WKRR / Rock 92 in Greensboro, North Carolina. Remember the place where Nikki Sixx got into an altercation with a black security guard?
It made national news and I’m sure you remember the place. But anyways… I read on one of my show prep sites that you are alerted by Google whenever Pamela Anderson is mentioned on the Internet. Is this true?
Here’s some advice from .38 Special, Tommy…
Just hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling too tightly,
You're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
I’m sure you may dismiss .38 Special as some washed up southern rock band, but there’s lots of wisdom in those few lines Mr. Lee.
Feel free to email me: firstname.lastname@example.org
Or you can leave me a voicemail by calling 336-274-8042 ext. 172
I look forward to hearing from you.
And by the way… I never went to the bathroom during any of your drum solos. You’re very good and you make an otherwise masturbatory exercise very entertaining.
--And for those of you new to this blog… The title to each blog entry is the musical choice for my day. Here is a video from that album. Enjoy this hard rock video without lingerie.