Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Patti Rothberg 'Between The 1 And The 9'
Are you sick and extremely drained hearing about Barack Obama?
He has finally taken the oath and given the keys to the White House. Hooray!
Can we frackin’ move on now?
Everyone is so happy and optimistic about the guy and yet they forget about the problems that aren’t going away because Mr. Smiles has taken the reigns. I personally cannot wait until the blind followers won over by words like “Change” and “Believe” finally open up their eyes and realize that President Dimples hasn’t changed our world one iota.
Please keep in mind that I didn’t vote Republican… I’m one of those “wackos” that believes in smaller government, personal responsibility, and the freedom that the Constitution guarantees for all people of this great land. I’m a Libertarian and I cannot help finding myself amused how easily brainwashed the masses can be.
I woke up this morning and turned on the television for a little news and weather. And they’re still talking about President Snookie-Lumps… It seems that President Obama took his first morning dump in the White House after breakfast. Reports confirm that the Presidential bowel movement was solid and measured 8 and 7/16 inches. And they even quoted The Road To Wellville by saying that Obama’s bowel movement had “no more odor than a hot biscuit”.
Oh well… We should enjoy the party until someone yells last call. But I’m thinking the hangover is going to feel like all the rest of them.
And what was the deal with Aretha Franklin’s hat?
It looked like something from a bad 80’s situation comedy. I couldn’t help but wonder why a legend like Franklin would allow someone to place such a garish monstrosity upon her head and send her out in front of millions of people. But then again, she’s old and those blind followers are happy enough to wear their loud Obama shirts that would label any Jeff Gordon shirt too dim.
And another thing… Am I the only one on the planet that thinks that our new First Lady looked a little chunky in that golden dress?
After reading this, I’m fearing that my overabundant heterosexuality fuel gauge may be getting a little less cozy with the “F” and moving towards the “E” side.
What’s gotten into me?
Feel free to leave your witty comments. But I’m not asking Christine to go off on some tirade.
Got it girl?
--Now to more important matters.
What the hell is going on with my Netflix?
I get disc one of season four of Wild Wild West as I’m finishing up another series. I mailed off two discs after finishing them over the weekend and one of them was the Wild Wild West disc. So I’m expecting to get more of the Wild Wild West, but what do I get?
Discs one and two from season four of Gilmore Girls!
Wild Wild West is listed as available, but they didn’t send it. Oh well… I just moved the folks from Stars Hollow up the queue and placed them in front of James West and Artemus Gordon. No biggie. These things happen.
I sent back discs two and three of Gilmore Girls on Tuesday and what do you think they’re sending me for tomorrow?
Discs one and two of The Untouchables Season 2 Volume 2.
What in the hell is Barack going to do about that?